INT. WHEREVER YOU ARE - NOW
Your eyes scan the webpage for a quick overview of who the heck these people think they are.
What is with these clowns? I came here for information, and all I can find is hilarious jokes!
Brows furrowed, you finally spot something.
"Based in Greensboro, NC."
Your lips curl into a devilish grin.
That's all I needed...
TELL ME ABOUT THESE... BEANS.
WE'D TELL YOU, BUT THEN WE'D HAVE TO KILL YOU.
Just kidding. We're not allowed to kill people or our moms won't let us watch TV. :/
Mean Bean Comedy is a Charlotte-based original content-creating MACHINE!
Our specialty? Highbrow meets lowbrow with a dash of that Mean Bean stank.
WHY ARE YOU MEAN?
WHY DO YOU ASK SO MANY QUESTIONS? ARE YOU WITH THE FEDS?!?
Ya know, speaking of the Feds, we were doing some research last week on our Windows Phone Nokia Lumia 925s, and saw there were SEVEN BILLION PEOPLE on this planet! Now isn't that fascinating? But get this—only about 300 of them follow us on YouTube! Sounds a bit suspicious, right? Maybe there's a conspiracy? Maybe I'm being persecuted by the FBI, CIA, and NSA for changing my FB Profile picture to have an "I support Edward Snowden" filter on it for a couple weeks seven years ago?
WHY ARE YOU SO CRYPTIC?
JUST LET ME IN! LET ME LOVE YOU.
FINE! You really know how to wear a couple of young farts down. When we get back from the Pentagon, we'll talk. Heck, maybe we'll get a coffee. On you? Counting down the days. Talk soon.
Melanie Lech is a writer, actress, musician, and editor by day and your worst nightmare by night. She graduated at the top of her class at the Derek Zoolander Center For Children Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too in 2016, and hasn't been seen reading ever since. It is still unclear to this day if she really can read or not.
Alex Bradford Cobb
Alex Bradford Cobb likes long walks on the beach, longer walks on the beach, and even longer walks on the beach. The point is, he loves walking. But he doesn't only walk on the beach. He's been known to walk on sidewalks, through the woods (on and off trails), and even in the middle of the road. He also does video and photo work sometimes.
Benjamin Lee has been through a lot over the years with us here at Mean Bean Productions. You may recognize him as the man who is always maimed and/or dies. His commitment is nothing short of awe-worthy. We love Ben even though he claims he almost died choking on shrimp in one of our videos one time. Thank you for all you do.