Don’t Blame Jeffrey Toobin for Spankin it on Zoom: He’s a Gemini and Perses and Orion were in Opposi


- Oct 15, 2020
- 3 min
APA Rules Shower-Fart As a Form of Self-Harm

- Oct 8, 2020
- 2 min
How To Host The Perfect Halloween Party Even Your Grandfather with Dementia Won’t Forget

- Oct 1, 2020
- 2 min
AMC Theatres Reopen Oct. 9 to Bathroom Wall Poopers’ Delight

- Sep 25, 2020
- 5 min
I got 25 flu shots so you don’t have to: the best flu shot deals in NC

- Sep 17, 2020
- 2 min
Catholic Church Condemns Cuties; “Not Enough Little Boys”

- Sep 10, 2020
- 2 min
Neighborhood Coyotes Request More Vegan Options; Accessibility Features in Your Backyard

- Sep 3, 2020
- 2 min
First Baby Born with Gills to Survive Southern Humidity

- Jul 7, 2020
- 2 min
Fauci Announces that Santa Isn’t Real; You Were the Reason for Your Parents’ Divorce

- Jul 6, 2020
- 4 min
Top Ten Summer Fashion Tips I’ve Discovered From Digging Through My Hot Cousin’s Closet and Drawers

- May 14, 2020
- 2 min
New Long John Silver’s Face Masks Swim to Rescue as Perfect COVID-19 Defense for Fast Food Fish Fans

- May 11, 2020
- 1 min
Gerber Baby Caught Eating Pizza with a Fork and a Knife–Not a Real New Yorker? Not Even A Real BABY?
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