Halt Your 4th of July Fireworks Immediately: My Dog is Going to BARK!
STOP with these acts of TERRORISM now!!! Try these Fireworks alternatives.
Got a problem? Think we aren’t a REAL news site like the “National Enquirer,” which STOLE our name? Think we’re just some satire/comedy writers from Charlotte, NC making some JOKE of a site like a lesser-known The Onion, Clickhole, or AboveAverage? Think we don’t FACT CHECK?? Well, you thought wrong.
Send leads to firstname.lastname@example.org.