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Alex Bradford Cobb



Alex was born in a log cabin in downtown Charlotte to two parents who both tragically went out for a pack of cigarettes just one month before he was born. The line at the gas station was horribly long, and they never came back until he sold his first big satire article for millions of dollars.


When it comes to fun, Alex won’t have any of it. He’s a serious journalist, and he refused to smile, laugh, guffaw, or giggle during his work. He won’t even smirk. He also like ultimate frisbee.


The most important thimg in the entire world for Alex Bradford Cobb is to never make a simgle typo. Thus far, he’s prefect.


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