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  • Melanie Lech

Entrepreneur’s Success Story Goes Viral on LinkedIn



[Transcribed from LinkedIn]



I didn't come from money.


I came from a small pickle factory in southern Ohio.


For 6 years, all I had to eat was pickles.


The kids at school made fun of me because I was different, and I always smelled like dill.


They called me Dilliam, PicklePants, Poor Pickle Boy, the list goes on...


My first job was cleaning toilets with a pickle.


But one day, I had enough.


I saved up all of my pickles and used them to pay for college.


I was promoted to CFO within a year of graduating.


Why? Because I worked my tailpickles off?

No.


Because I am Smarter and More Handsome Than All Of You? (I know it, you know it, the pickles know it.)

No.


Because I worked my tailpickles off.


And if I can do it, you can too.


I'm no one special. I'm just Nick AwesomeSuccess Matthews.


In a world of cucumbers, be a pickle.




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