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Mean Bean Enquirer Rap Cypher — Lil Stinker ft. Elkanah

Mean Bean Enquirer is so eager to get new readers, we spent our entire marketing budget hiring these two Hip-Hop Superstars to write our new theme song.





Lil Stinker and OGMCPhD Elkanah are back, and by back, we mean this is their very first appearance, and they’re back with a vengeance, and by vengeance, we mean they’re both of a fairly affable disposition with very few if any grudges or ill-feelings.


Movin on up Big Money Made it Hustlin and Bustlin Riding Around and Getting it Studios All rights belong to Movin on up Big Money Made it Hustlin and Bustlin Riding Around and Getting it Studios and Rondell MacAfee.


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