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Melanie Lech


Melanie has written such works as The Emperor’s New Groove, The Emperor’s New Groove [abridged], and even pop culture phenomenons such as Harry Potter and the Emperor’s New Groove.


If you have any problems with this biography, please get in touch with her lawyers.


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