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O’Shaugnassey “Gilbert” McDonnogal III

Born to an Irish Catholic mother and an Irish Catholic father in Ireland, when O’Shaugnnassey “Gilbert” McDonnogal III isn’t drinking Guinness and eating potatoes, he’s out getting in bar fights and blowing up the cars of Protestants. In other words: this man is the best and brightest the entire republic of Ireland has to offer. We somehow snagged him for 35¢ an hour (that’s a lot to those people).


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