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- Jul 4, 2022
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Halt Your 4th of July Fireworks Immediately: My Dog is Going to BARK!


- Jun 16, 2022
- 2 min
Woah! There's a Guy Dressed as a Giant, Snarling Bear at this Party! Wait...


- Jul 14, 2021
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Entrepreneur’s Success Story Goes Viral on LinkedIn


- Jul 4, 2021
- 2 min
It's Really Hot Outside; Let's Move Independence Day to the Fall


- May 28, 2021
- 2 min
Company Dares to Send National Hamburger Day Email Without Coupon


- Mar 26, 2021
- 1 min
Man Overjoyed to Find Shrimp HEADS in Cinnamon Toast Crunch 🍤


- Mar 17, 2021
- 3 min
3 SHAMs who ROCK! ☘


- Mar 16, 2021
- 1 min
Celebrate St. Patrick's Day with this Classic Irish Recipe!


- Mar 7, 2021
- 1 min
Senate Offers Choice of Lump Sum Stimulus or $10 Annuity for the Next 140 Years


- Feb 21, 2021
- 2 min
Crap! Did I Miss Tardi Gras?


- Feb 16, 2021
- 1 min
Farti Gras Slowly Approaching in Large, Green Cloud


- Feb 16, 2021
- 1 min
This Cardi Gras, Everyone’s Blacking Out! Okuuurr!!


- Feb 6, 2021
- 2 min
REPORT: Economic Downturn Forcing Zoomers to Eat Store-Brand Laundry Pods


- Dec 13, 2020
- 2 min
COVID-Plagued Denver Broncos Announce Next QB: You

- Dec 4, 2020
- 2 min
Hunger down in Africa, Moms with picky kids FURIOUS!


- Nov 19, 2020
- 5 min
Throw All Your Turduckens Out NOW!!!


- Nov 13, 2020
- 4 min
Top Ten Pilgrims I Can Beat in a Fight (And One I Can’t!)


- Nov 6, 2020
- 2 min
We Usually Avoid Politics, But…


- Oct 30, 2020
- 1 min
Evil Clown Spotted in the Woods, Terrorizing People By Breathing in Public
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