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In Memoriam: What Neville Longbottom's Forgotten


- May 9
Actress Requests No Retouching of Bat in the Cave


- May 5
Stinko De Mayo! Local Woman's Refrigerator Breaks


- May 4
Due to Unfortunate Typo, Pollen Farrell Wins Most Hated Celebrity


- Apr 22
If Inflation Is Real, Why Aren't My Nudes Selling for More?


- Apr 6
Actor on Your Friends List Stars in 3-Second Clip on HBO


- Mar 26
The Whale's Brendan Fraser Wins Oscar for Portrayal of Your Mom


- Jul 4, 2022
Gruesome: July 4th BBQ Explosion; Baked Beans Suspect


- Jul 4, 2022
Halt Your 4th of July Fireworks Immediately: My Dog is Going to BARK!


- Jun 16, 2022
Woah! There's a Guy Dressed as a Giant, Snarling Bear at this Party! Wait...


- Jul 14, 2021
Entrepreneur’s Success Story Goes Viral on LinkedIn


- Jul 4, 2021
It's Really Hot Outside; Let's Move Independence Day to the Fall


- May 28, 2021
Company Dares to Send National Hamburger Day Email Without Coupon


- Mar 26, 2021
Man Overjoyed to Find Shrimp HEADS in Cinnamon Toast Crunch 🍤


- Mar 17, 2021
3 SHAMs who ROCK! ☘


- Mar 16, 2021
Celebrate St. Patrick's Day with this Classic Irish Recipe!


- Mar 7, 2021
Senate Offers Choice of Lump Sum Stimulus or $10 Annuity for the Next 140 Years


- Feb 21, 2021
Crap! Did I Miss Tardi Gras?


- Feb 16, 2021
Farti Gras Slowly Approaching in Large, Green Cloud
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